Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
