I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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