at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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