Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
