Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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