I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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