I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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