Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
