We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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