Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
