...so i touched it.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
