In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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