Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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