You're completely useless in the revolution.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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