I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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