i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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