Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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