Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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