Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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