So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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