areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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