Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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