I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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