It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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