You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
