does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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