we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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