she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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