Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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