So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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