When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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