I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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