I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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