is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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