I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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