You can't special order awesome
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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