ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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