everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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