Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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