Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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