I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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