Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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