I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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