I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
