The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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