When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
