and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
