you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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