Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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