I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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