YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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