Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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