just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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