Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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