is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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