I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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