What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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